do skin care companies employ english professors to name products?

"Epidermal Re-Texturizing Micro-Dermabrasion"

Yup... i'm staring at a bottle of fine sand-like thingy and that's what it's called.

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"Epidermal Re-Texturizing Micro-Dermabrasion"

heck lah, why can't they just call it scrub? like in the old days?

you wanna be specific? ok, "facial scrub".

more specific? ok... "facial scrub. fine". 

how much more does one require to describe these sand-like... scrub? 

and people say lawyers write incomprehensible stuff. 

Sheesh.